- Silly Words and Phrases
- phunny frase
I say!
And How!
Oh, snap!
hip
Smorgasbord
Quibble
Old Bean
- Scallywag
Fisticuffs
Tripping the Light Fantastic
Slapping Someone with a Fish
Getting Attacked by Bobcats
Making Out With a Female Clown
Will gladly shave your back for a nickle.
Lighting Candles with Dollar Bills
Guesstimate
Burning Your Tongue on a Slice of Pizza
Bamboozle
Conga Line
An Otter Cracking a Clam
*elicit disbelief!*
blown up
you really know how to sweet talk a man with dainty hands.
celebration
too rich for my blood
Ha(I like the single laugh).
glowing
dinghy
Sliver shiver quiver
STOP THE MADNESS! while i eat gummybears. yum. ok start the madness
again.
This is so good it just has to be fattening.
It’s like drinking unicorn giggles.
knead knead wubb wubb
My ancient, chinese secret: shoes.
I might have to hit that up.
wiggle wiggle
yow! bug death!
calling 9-1-1 is a fraud!
you got me trippin on rainbows.
THOSE CRAZY funksters
you sultry minkx
salty chainsaw
'Ello!
Aye aye Cap!
generic standard everyday
Me likey, 'speshilly the esquisito li'l plushie!
*godzilla noise*
(::)(::)(::)(::) Cookies Galore!
This Is The First Ever National "National-Days-Are-Horrid"
Day.
are you sleeping on the job? i need you to be more than just
eye candy around here, now look sharp!
Banana-filled
Bowling Ball
well ok then. -shuffels papers-. i've been waiting for this moment.
yes. yes i have. corndogs are nice. leather isnt my thing. unless
it involves corndogs, but not the microwaved ones!!! well now
you know my weakness, my sweet tasteful weakness...oh its so
tastey...
t-minus 30mins-ish...or was it 27mins?
Steppin' right up to the microphone.
Struttin' with some Barbeque
Happens to me all the time! (when it obviously cant).
chicken
busts-a-move *
i like my car. *licks it.*
I imagine I have just the tiniest amount of bias. microscopic.
cha-ching. ... oh crumb. i'm out of grog. .. to the bat-soda-store!
i have a.d.d.d.d.d.d.d. its far worse than a.d.d.
And How!
since y'know, the camera was there and I was there .. it was
destined.
Corn.
Oh didley doe!!
bloo blah bleep i like robot sheep
wage a war the likes of which have not been seen since the Greatest
Pumpkin Seed Fight of '42.
Tasty Taste.
Oops... I, uh... quadruple posted...twice.
That makes 2 (hundred) of us.
- Intergallactic proton powered
electrical-tenticled advertising droids imporium and moon base.
- What the phantom menice is that
guys problem?
Cow
Dastardly
The following sentence is true. The previous sentence is false.
I ate fattening ice cream, oh I did, yes yes i did, with a hot
fudge topping, sweet creamy ice.
smiled at a cat with a bow tie listening to the pitter patter
sounds of donkeys waving pink flags all over town.
Emu
Eskimo
Yessss... ::diabolical plotting hand motion of choice::
Okay, fine, so I've succumbed to the lemons.
You're suckeling me into a trap of deceit and tears and anger.
Innuendo.
for sure amigo.
fo sho homes.
touche` amigo.
so whats shaken?
nice nice.
-fidgets-
Peace, love, and disabled nuclear weapons.
catch ya on the flip side.
Boy you so showed them.
im on your side, mmk?
cause thats how we roll
so check this out
grr hehe haha hohoho
Luuuucyyyyy, you got some 'splaining to do!
cheddah.
sooner or later i never grow out of it.
im not going near you in a dark alley.
when i see you im all "Ctrl-X" on you and "Crtl-V"
to my hard drive.
lala land is now open.
OKay muahz ttyl
LOvin' on the new digs.
just stoppin by to hollar at cha.
Go now, and read like you have nothing better to do.
My very own flip flops.
thou fluffy tushie is 100% QC APPROVED!
*spppppite*.
Well done, that’s tight.
Take it easy you sheik monkey you.
Fatality! *mortal combat music*.
You’re my pretty bumble bee.
Makes sense to moi. did i mention i taste good.
You’re pretty hip yourself, so that’s like a slice
of cool, too.
wow oh man you taste good.
gosh oh man im amazing!
word to your mother.
you taste like a monkey, a monkey thats past its prime.
thanks to zume consulting, my business is cool like nintendo
dipped in salsa.
im doing swimmingly well thanks now taste my arm.
awesometastical
Frugal Frumpy Goat
- Wombat
im in no mood for my shinanigans, help me tell myself off?
Good job, no dog food for you tonight!
plz. (please).
kthxbai. (ok thanks bye).
o rlly? ya rlly! no wai! (oh really, yea really, no way). says
ur stating obvious.
lollerskates lollerblades lollercopter roffletank rofflecopter
rofl lol imho LULZ stfu
PWN PWN'D PWN Sale Today!
FTW (for the win)
*muah (kiss)
Interwebz
ttyl (talk to you later)
btw (by the way)
imho (in my humble opinion)
Huff Hufff
Owwiee....
Durn Straight!
Cheers
Aye I received it.
like it like that!
whoops babble....
snazzy
snuggle wuggle
HIYA
Toe tappingly tragic!
Grunion
*sproing*
sour skittles are most divine
Hardy
plskthxokgo
Jell-O mold
Loaf
Monkey + (anything)
Pants
Smörgåsbord
ginormis humongo
thingies
accessories
holy cow.
soaking
live on tape
Sock puppet
Sparkle
Spiffy
Spork
dizzy
Strudel
dress
Waffle iron
Weasel
bear claws
salsa
chummy
<nice says> nice
childlabor
psychadellic
fragile
glitter
Get her bello...
slave
float
true love
starving
robotic lazers
hastle
shifty
flesh-eating
weener dog
excursion
Flailing
Propulsion
antigravitational
detox for technophiles.
i'll tell you what.
epidemic of hobo spiders
if you can figure out my code
golly gosh
darn it all to heck
awesome to the max limit max
hiyah (ninja kicking person).
*anger collision*
kay. ok.
engarde!
field of dang
phantom hands
petrified
great googly moogly
Preposterous
slippy the happy space frog
for pinaples sake
acrobatic
antibacterial
ah hey hey
chinese warlord
big chaos death
i died of death
quitchercomplainin
they be suckheads
snuffleupaguses ( from sesame street )
- Sho fine.. Sho fine......
Jus chillaxin and rearrangeing
birth control pills are the scum of the world! next to cheap
RAM
- walkin' slooo-mo in my lowest
gear. sly, no?
oh my geez, little fella the explody 'splosions are neat!
clicka. stoppa. stabba! kisso.(when kissing).
Woot, baby, woot.
- Wa-CHOW!
Eh.
CHOP!
chomp.
psh.
psht.
smack.
whirrrrr.
ca-crash!
vroom.
gah!
trip.
sizzle.
achoo!
flip.
phew.
woosh.
chompa.
slap.
shoot.
sting.
trip.
chompy.
hmph.
go go gah gah.
bleh.
yah!(kick).
'splode.(boom).
dank
pant
gasp
flutter
prod
poke
probe
wince
cackle
swoop
schwoop
swoosh
grind
plop
snap
crackel
pop
wedge
wa-CHOW!
whirrrrrr
sizzle
woosh
grunt
nibble
feast
gobble
pizzazz
spunk
sizzle
gogo
squint
stride
shuffle
side-step
skip
prance
atta-boy!
whoa.
dun-dun-dunnn!
Nooooo!!!Mooo
nibble-nibble
naw
chew
Gassspp!
KWAH!
*ninja move*
excuse me if i, unlike you, do not welcome being grumpy.
let me continue my accurate discussion of how cool i am.
whatever floats your boat or finds your lost remote.
no need for youngsters to drink. They are usually stoked to the
gills on ritalin.
-pinches it's graphic cheekies-
I prefer eating taco bell hot sauce, the stuff they got IN THA
BACK baby That's some strong stuff, but then they told me it
was the toilet cleaner and i was like "augh".
No, Nada, nope, negatory, never, nuh uh, no can do, unable! Well
ok I'll do it for a jellybean.
You're looking guilty, what did you do to me last night that
I don't remember!
Why must you throw heavy bricks at the squirrel!?
There is an overly large block of cheese in the meat grinder,
if you know what I mean!
Either you tell me where my car is or I break out the hot soldering
iron.
You speak lies! I mean hello.
Read my lips- rub my tummy.
Eheheehee. Ahahaha. Ohohoho.
big bing bada boom.
you'll get all those sweet honies.
Bring me the head of the man who stole my chicken fingers!
Who dropped the soap?
pave the sticken Rain Forest and give school teachers stun guns!
this place has become a mecca of knowledge and hypotheticals.
Y'know in a crazy monkey kinda way, I can't wait.
"book so yummy, you can have it for breakfest, yum yum!"
Hurrah for teh leaky music industry.
Dear the Internet, rampant geek consumerism makes me go all girly
and squealie!
A screaming wrenching bloody fiddle that I used to club my gnome
statue's head open and then hacked into little bitty pieces yeeeeeeaaaaaaaarhhgg!!
pant pant pant.
I wish the Smurfs were on... *sings the smurf song.*
hooo boy. ahh I'm confused now. ahhhh achk Ahhhck, ok I'm good.
::shock shock::
Well that was a nice ramble.
sleep was my best friend in high school, and my secret love affair
in college.
I have a big cat in my pants.
I joke, I joke. No. Yes. I joke. Wait. No! No I joke. I JOKE!
No...
While I was daydreaming instead of doing work today, I had an
imaginary meeting with Godzilla; we both think you should post
more pictures in your journal, especially silly ones with painted
parts.
I'm off to frolic in the sprinklers like an insane child.
Ah, GeekFu nerdism... We on fire....wahhahah.
I was in a pretty bad funk for five hundred years or so.
If your tie pins the turtle wax, then kings with tails play bellybutton
chess with pez dispensors.
i like his cousin, too.
*JUMPS AROUND LIKE A BUNNY WITH IT'S BUTT ON FIRE*
Also today- I mannaged to squeeze water from a rock. *serious
face*
hoollo! vengeance is bad!
its been a hoot.
Made bet that I'd find bunnies in the game- if Gray is reading
this, pay up you dirty monkey.
A hippie took my pants.
*HUGE SMILES SHOWING MY TEETH WHICH ARE VERY CLEAN BY THE WAY*
*goes silent and looks around*
You! Check out my silky skin!
If at first you don't succeed, hire organized crime goons.
You cannot defeat my DDR Stance! Attempt to show me what you
have!
One word- Karaoke
You will have to forgive me, I cannot speak a word of boring-nglish.
- Moldy jelly beans? That's the
medicine daddy needs!
Grab the ointment!
Institute National Bunnygirl month, every month.
Someday when I have the T3 link-up, you will wish you had been
nicer to me.
go outside instead of the poison you normally spread on the internets.
You let the Amish have electricity and all hell breaks loose.
- What a vibrant coinkydink.
- im trying to think of a nice
way to say TORMENT OF BURNING BOILING BLISTERING HECK to a small
child.
they changed barbie so she was wider and more proportioned? WELL
NOW HER THIGHS DONT FIT INTO THE OLD BARBIES CLOTHES. shave them
down with sand paper.
SUPA KAWAII!! no its not i just wanted to say that. but anyways
look
an internexpert told me vats of rancid porridge are ze way of
el future.
Captain Of The Space Tinkertoys is MS CRANKY PANTS TONIGHT!
During State of the Union address, play videotapes of special
interest guy beatings as a warning to other special interests
cute as a button.
Faking violent death midway through call is mean.
youre right eye is the mafia.
- No worries, we still have one
tire not completely blown out.
"If only I were eight again".
I can lift that using only my tongue.
he was attempting to detonate his car's gas tank.
But it is dark and I am wearing perminent sunglasses.
Do the jungle boogie, jungle boogie.
I appear to be taking major impalement wounds as a result of
this exploded machinery being so close to my gut.
protect her from the online hooligans
hey (comma) mind games are bad (period space enter).
So.. screw them! Yeah, I said it! What you gonna do about it?!
aw dont be scared, they dont bite! but they do tear limbs apart
and suckle the blood until its very molicules break down and
become so unstable it tears apart the fabric of time. but they
still dont bite!
who makes this shoddy schlock.
If I were to pay you, I wouldn't pay you for nothing. So WORK!
Gnomes who come and steal your breath while you sleep.
i flipped! get it? like a card. you should write these down.
huge anonymous concrete structures of dubious function.
I giggled and tossed food to the deer, one deer threw the food
back, then threw rocks at me, then broken bottles. I saw a deer
kill a a man and eat his body, I have pictures.
see you there sweet cheeks.
Ninjas make your burgers for you in a secret and ancient method
known only to them.
I guess youre wrong. (shut the heck up, to be more specific).
I'd eat a puppy to be where you are!
YOU SEEM TO BE MISTAKEN!!!!!!!!
i have this dang ol' sword for pinaple sakes!
ah holy, a talking lawn gnome!
holy not even funny! that scared me!
The floor is yours, wonderwoman...
you are clever wetting the floor, so i will fall down.
i dont care if you have a coupon! its a coupon to delete my mind?
thats a pretty good coupon!
Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you
for doing it.
oh man, good stuff. i'll buy you out and take your ideas some
day.
Flying saucers are real, the Air Force doesn't exist.
Warning, I brake for the heck of it, then I eat toast for the
heck of it, then I drink tea for the heck of it, then then then...
I am a consumer freak, and how!
she pushes untill he attacks, then she karate chop his friggen
head off!
scaaary nuns..ee....nuns. especially the flying ones. some of
them are body builders.
cause that would make me cry all over the place.
Oven tan? That sounds like fun. Gimme a minute... *hour later
and something smells burning*.
thai's all its good for, and that's why it was invented.
weve been dancing with the antilopes and zebra's, but now its
time to get serious!
the sloth attacked me, it jumped at me from in its cage. jumped
three inches, but it was a jump just the same. then it hissed.
it was more of a hop and a yawn, but it sounded like a hiss.
THAT IS USEFUL NEWS GERALD... once i found a mouse in my house
and i named him gerald. oh the times the mouse and i had.
normal life viewed through the lens of madness..? or normal madness
viewed through sweet tastey pork.
the fleshreaper flies from house to house collecting torsos.
my homework was incinerated by liquid magma. no the hot kind.
After all this time >sniffsniffweeps< you remembered I
punched you.
How to answer that age old question, how to exit a whales digestion.
Up to my ears in bitter tears.
For your unfortunate long winded talking, we have banished you
to Mexico. I bid you, Adieu!
My act is all cleaned!
that man will be unlived..deadified..and killed along side the
mean maneating spider.
I came back from the dead to say that the expressions in the
last panel are delicious, like candy.
Cheer up ya and play nice.
be nice to zume! you guys prob wouldnt have even said anything
if someone else wouldnt have started somethign first... quit
being followers, jeez people!
It should be an accepted psychotherapeutic tool, like m&m's!
I do not care a moose.
people do mean things 'cause their scared that if they dont then
someone will do mean things to them.
*sulk*
i can jump forward.
*boing boing boing* cafine attack!
):( happy AND sad!
i could go for a mansteak right now
im doing fitness, look at me!
*chibi fuzzy kiwi fluffy yummy lolipop kawaii kitten huggle glomp
pooky snuggle wuggle candy glazed nummers*
boing boing boing, cafine attack!
*SNNNNOOORRRRREEEEEEE* Fuzzeh, dont leave me....*SSNNNNOOOOORRREEEEE*
fuzzeh....
i big like your bracelets. gimme.
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SOME USING SLANG.
hey just droppin by to show ur page some luv
Catch ya on the flip-side.
you honer me with words im not worthy to hear.
thank you for the speedy reply, your insight means a lot to me.
God bless and much love!
Hey what's up bro?
Peace!
How are Ya?
I MISS YOU!!!!! :'(
I had fun tonight, ;)
Just droppin a line before I go 4x4in :)
Call Ya Later
You Freekin Rock. THAT IS ALL.
Hit me up some time
Hey what's up, just wanted ta stop by n' say hi missed ya.
I always have good times with you. * mmmmm kisses*
Twas good to see you this morning. My day can not go bad in any
possible way now.
Hey Hey ...... When I get some extra cash, you and I are going
to LA.
Have a good one ;)
You're by far the coolest person I've ever met!
Yup. Just saying hi
When you coming to kick it
What's up my brotha from anotha motha
zing!
Go home.
Quiet, you.
Whaaaa? Who're you? o.o
Awesome.
LIES!
yay!=^.^=
*pets*
*sniff*. im going to keep you.
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And Bad Analogies: http://funny2.com/questionableanalogies.htm
- Marvalicious!
Were you present when your picture was taken?
How long have you been a Canadian?
Were you alone or by yourself?
So you were gone until you returned?
The youngest son, the 20 year old, how old is he?
You were there until the time you left, is that true?
How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?
The female you speak of, did she have a beard?
How many times have you sucessfully committed suicide?
How many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
Was she your daughter all your life?
When a person dies in their sleep do they find out the next morning?
By whose death was your marrage terminated?
Was that the same arm you broke as a child?
Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?
Before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment.
You were there until the time you left, is that true?
So you were gone until you returned?
Who's wife did you bring on your honeymoon?
Do you speak English or a language?
What were you doing when you were waking up this morning?
Where was your car at the time it broke down on Main street?
Do you have any children or anything of that kind?
I need blades for my belt sander.
What time does the 7 o'clock ferry leave?
Where do you think water comes from? The SKY?
How much is that $10 watch?
Didn't he die in a car crash flying to France?
You Canadians hate stereotypes!
Your drivers license wont work, you need a photo ID.
I'm looking for a VCR repair video on VHS.
Great New Taste with Same Great Taste!
Ears pierced while you wait.
Free Parking $7 per day.
If you cant read, phone the number on page 5.
Be Kind - Please Rewind This DVD.
Toilets out of service. Please use closest floor.
Open 12 noon to 12pm.
Do not open this door when locked.
Please no stolen credit cards.
All three involved races are represented in the memorial: African
American, White, and Caucasian.
Don't eat with your mouth full!
We'll burn that bridge when we get to it.
You'll know it like the back of your head.
Let's take a wild stab in the back.
Diet plans that don't work, Try another one.
It works great. It just won't come on.
Are the alligators real?
What time can I feed the bears?
Raw toast? Eww.
How often do you mow the tundra?
Why did they build the ruins so close to the road?
Did people build this, or did Indians?
How much of the cave is underground?
Do you put the wild animals away at night?
So what's in the unexplored part of the cave?
Does it ever rain in the cave?
Is this cavern just a hole in the ground?
Are there schools in Canada? Are there phones in Canada?
How do the elk know they're supposed to cross at the Elk Crossing
signs?
Is that two kilometers by foot or by car?
I saw an animal today. Could you tell me what it was?
You cook with fire? Dont your pans melt?
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
The pedestrian was confused, so I nudged him with my car.
The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times
before I hit him.
No you cant order a dozen, we only serve 6 and 12.
If it's in stock, we have it!
The patient has no past history of suicides.
The patient refused an autopsy.
The skin was moist and dry.
She is numb from her toes down.
She was sick so I had her shot.
Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
My fortune cookie said, "Your next interview will result
in a job" and I like your company in particular.
I'll need $30K to start, full medical, three weeks vacation,
stock options and ideally a European sedan. Imediate retirement
prefered.
I vow to fulfill the goals of the company as long as I live.
I'm looking for a life size model of the earth.
Is the basement upstairs?
Bridge may be.
Caution Water On Road During Rain.
Members and non-members only.
Max weight 187 or more.
Product not meant for light or dark conditions.
- and an extra big hug back to
you!
mwhahaha....nice we make a good team
Let's see... what part does kitty want petted?
Yay! It's name! *huggles*
*tries to pounce on it*
*fwip fwip fwip* "OH CRUMB! IT'S THOSE INFLATION NINJA'S
AGAIN!"
I am... *strikes a pose* The hotttnesssss!
. Sweet! -n_n-
^________^ eeeee!
my self-esteem is now boosted one point!!
Really? - clings -
o_o - stalk, stalk -
O.O .... Oh no... Oh, dearie me...
:blushed:
I luff yew! .__.
the seal cup
*pokes*
looks soooo kawaii! I wanna pet him...
;~;
Let's go out! ...Side!
stop callling me bunny-chan!
start sweating really BIG tear drops
'nuff said
frisky
Booyah
major drag
pff
pshh
No kidding
BLOG-a-RIFFIC
crap-tastic
funky-delic
'razy
puh-lease
chow
- Pwned
AHAHA, AHA, HA. No, man. No.
Hehllsyez
how cud ne1 eat sumfin so quikly
stfu plz =)
o rly? YA RLY. No wai!
LMAONADE
n00b
H4X!
LEIK OMFG KAWAII!!!1!!1!11111!!!1
ZOMGWTFBBQ
OMFGWTFLOLOLROFLCOPTER!!!11
zmg u r teh s3x0rzz!!~`1
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Lollerblades
lollercoaster
PWN.
pwnz0red
pwnt
pwnded
Roffle Waffles
h4x3d!
Interwebs
internets
^^ I'mma haveta orgnize
u yaoi fr3ak
ph33l teh ph33r!
wsup peeps
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLz
Ur un42n8ely ZUXXERS
wan sum lo!l
WHOZ UR DADDY
cuz Aiight wuts wrng yur mom is n00b liek u hahea
pry ur not runnin a good copy of the internet
wut u use aol
U KAN REED I KAN RITE.
baibai
SHARUP ur f4ce!
yeaaaaaaaahh!! anime Raaaaaaawks!!Pika Pika!
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fragging
"ROFLCOPTER","ROFLAMETHROWER", "LOLERBLADES"
lollercoaster
ROFLCAKE: A form of ROFL, where "CAKE" is usually replaced
by other foods (eg, "BURGER", "SANDWICH")
...Luffs on you <3
luuuuuurv you!
i luvz u
1 #3@R7 U
Just what I needed!
Yes finally!
*applauds*
How the heck did you do that????
You do it so well
tooo much...cutenesss.....overload...brain....malfunction *twitch
twicth ka-booooom*
*overwhelmed by hero awe/respect/etc.*
way up there with the sheep thing. For suresies.
Persnickity Cats.
Yuckin' it up (chatting).
Marvalicious.
SlangCabulary.
scrumptious or scrump-didily-umptious
Eee ChibiPlushie! Will it make me all better... *squishes!* It
totally does. :D
Came out very well!
HOTCHI MOTCHI! That art is good!
You have just become my hero times ten. Times taco salad.
Your art is even better than my secret fantasy of being locked
in a Bestbuy store with fierce ninja monks and battling to the
honorable death! KO!
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- E: 3
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- I: !
- J:
- K: |<
- L: |
- M: /\/\
- N: |\|
- O: 0 ()
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- R: |2
- S: 5
- T: 7
- U: |_|
- V: \/
- W: |_|_|
- X: >< )(
- Y: 4
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- Chat Emotocons
- Happy
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- -n_n-
- n.n
^-^
^_^
^.^
^__^;;
- XP
- :3
- ^.0
- :)
;)
>:)
=>
=}
:]
:D
- :p
- C:
:>
<:
- *^___^*
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- Sad
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- ;____;
- ><
- V_V
>.<
- 'U_U7
- :/
- T.T;
- Y_Y
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- Confused
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- 0___0
- 0.O
- o.0'
- x.x
- x.X
- :S
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- Mixed
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- Images
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- <3
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- KIRBY:
- <('-'<)
- <('-')>
- (>'-')>
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- "&hibar;\(°_o)/&hibar;"
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- =*_*=
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- Other
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- >.>
<.<
- ).)
U_U;;
o__O
+_+
=o
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- Cute Gestures
- chibi, kawaii, swats with my
kitty paws, marvalicious, funderful, mommy, imaginary tear, dr
suse, nummy, fruit, cuddely happy, kitten toys, scratching post,
tushie, big puppy eyes, lovemuffin, waaiii!, glomp!, irresistibly
fuzzy, sweetie pie!, Puri-Puri, Purrrrr, snuggle wuggle, Goodie gumdrops!, Bubbly as a caffeinated
lollypop. Unicorns, grass... Kittens.. Puppies.. Flowers.. Pink..
Easter.. Happy... warm and fuzzy entry. pwetty!!!
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- Chat as a Computer Would
- Tokyo is my personal computer.
- I installed Japan on my iPhone.
I am the Interwebz.
- I AM TEH GOOGLEZ.
- I am the Borg.
I am the Terminator.
I am Robocop. Beep boop.
- I am a cheesy scifi cardboard
robot.
I am Seven of Nine.
Terminal error.
You are in communication queue; while I break for chemical intake.
My human host is staring off into space.
Your logic is viral.
Command accepted.
Command not recognized.
Invalid Command.
Please type search query.
I would like that very much.EXE
Please silence yourself.COM
Running HugsYouWarmly.Script
I am Honda Asimo.
- I am Sony Qrio.
- CPU Error X.x'
C:\
.BMP
.JPG
.GIF
.HTML
.COM
Run program =
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- For more silly chat sentences,
use DOS error messages or any geek computer lingo.
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- Fun with Names
- Sisserella; Gabified; Gabalicious;
funny mc funnerson (the key is "erson") such as "saddy
mc sadderson".
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- Comic Book Action and
Sound Words
- * List Item
- * List Item
- * List Item
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- Examples of Popular
Modern Sentences
- Descriptive Words
- Esplodes, Licks, Ninja-Kicks,
Samuri-Kicks, Rubs, Scratches, Bounces, Jump,
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- Vocal Effects
- mew meow growls rawr screams
grunts squeals hums sings.
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- Movement Words
- sneaks, crawls, rockets, scurries,
leaps, walks, runs, hops, chases.
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- Olden Time Slang
- newfangled, gizwidget, doodads,
gizmos, shinanigans, razzle-frazzled, willy-nily, hogwash, horsefeathers,
hub-bub, dag-nabbit, Bolderdash, Hornswaggled, Humbug, dad-blame
it, scalawag, racket, jest, sassy, saucey, oh stovepipes!,
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- Letter Openers and Endings
- Letter Openers
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- Howdy, Yo, HOLA, Hey, Hi, Sup,
Dear,
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- Letter Closers
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- In Christ, Fond Regards, TTYL,
Mucho Love, au revoir, adieu, adios, arrivederci, auf wiedersehen,
bye, bye-bye, cheerio, good-by, goodby, good-bye, goodbye, good
day, sayonara, so long,
peace brother,
in christ,
peace to you,
later,
gotta jet,
love,
>< nein.
Have fun. -moi
Laterz
God Bless
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