- Funny Christian Bumper
Stickers
- Useful for Sermon Humor,
Liscense Plate Borders, T-Shirts, Essay Titles, Journal Titles,
Poster Typography, Graphics, Mailing List or Group Names, Personal
Motto's, etc!
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- Christian Bumper Stickers
from Around the Web
- * Kindness is difficult to give
away, because it keeps coming back!
* Have you made God smile today?
* Jesus: Everything else will fade.
* Science: The Study of God's Creation.
* Consider: Amateurs Built The Ark; Professionals Built The Titanic!
* Warning: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning.
* Don’t give God instructions – just report for duty.
* The Ten Commandments are not multiple choice.
* Pick one for your school: Murder, or the Bible.
* Life is a box of chocolate. What flavor will you get? Simply
READ the back of the box.
* Beauty: an act of God.
* Don't "Just Do It", Pray First!
* Practice what HE preached.
* Virtuous Reality is User Friendly.
* Heck is for people who don't believe in Gosh.
* Too Blessed To Be Stressed.
* Jesus paid a debt He didn't owe because we owed a debt we couldn't
pay.
* You can no more outgrow your need for God than you can outgrow
your need for oxygen.
* God: so personal that in comparison we are cold as stones.
* Famous last words: I did it my way.
* Don’t miss life’s best. Find God.
* Only with Jesus can you reach your full potential.
* Jesus: so far ahead of his time that we’re still no closer
to catching up.
* God is bigger than any church.
* No one can ignore Jesus forever.
* It will work out perfectly – if you let Jesus take control.
* Awesome: you don’t know the meaning of the word until
you meet Jesus.
* How impersonal God seems is a measure of the distance you have
put between yourself and God.
* Life: the time God gives you to determine how you spend eternity.
* God’s artistry: Half completed works of art look ugly.
Wait till you see the finished masterpiece.
* Jesus: add a whole new dimension to your life.
* This side of eternity we see only a fraction of the picture.
* God cares.
* Take a friend to heaven.
* One Planet Under God. (I created an image for this one) [link]
* Enlighten Up.
* Real Men Love Jesus.
* You think life is full of surprises? Wait till you die!
* Better to face the truth now, than after death.
* Guess who created pleasure. He might just know a thing or two
. . .
* Turn the despair of being alone into the wonder of being alone
with God.
* People ignore God and then blame him for the chaos that results.
* Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
* The Bible: More up-to-date than tomorrow’s newspaper.
* Life has many choices. Eternity has two. What’s yours?
* In an ever-changing world, Jesus is the certainty.
* Man’s way leads to a hopeless end. God’s way leads
to an endless hope.
* Find God. You were born to appreciate perfection.
* A clear conscience makes a soft pillow.
* Give God what’s right, not what’s left.
* We don’t change the message, the message changes us.
* Don’t say ‘Our Father’ on Sundays and spend
the rest of the week acting like an orphan.
* Sin would be less attractive if the wages were paid immediately.
* Kneel before Jesus and you can stand before anyone.
* Watch your thoughts, they become words. Your words become actions.
Actions become habits, and then they become your character. Then
your destiny. Visualize Scripture, and watch your destiny change.
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- End. Please mail in your own
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